[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke SMS

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle
Q nahi bataya k tumhari
phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me
tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..

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Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...

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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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