CHAK DE
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VERY IMPORTANT: Max Temperatures recorded in some Indian cities:
Lucknow 47 degrees
Delhi 47 degrees
Agra 45 degrees
Nagpur 46 degrees
Kota 48 degrees
Hyderabad 45 degrees
Pune 42 degrees
Ahmedabad 46 degrees
Next year these cities will cross 50 degrees. Even AC or fan will not save you in summer.
Why is it so hot ?????
In last 10 years over 10 crore trees were cut for widening roads and highways. But not a single tree has been planted by govt or public.
How to make India a cool?????
Please do not wait for government to plant trees.
Sowing seeds or planting trees does not cost much.
Just collect seeds of fruits like Mango, Lemon, Jamun, Custard apple, Jack fruit, etc.
Then dig two inch hole on open spaces, roadside, footpaths, highways, gardens and also in your society or bungalow.
Bury these seeds in each hole with soil and then water them every two days in summer.
In rainy season no need to water them.
After 15 to 30 days small plants will be born.
Please nurture them and ensure they grow big.
Let us make this a National movement and plant 10 crore trees all over India.
We should stop temperature from crossing 50 degrees.....
Please plant maximum trees and forward this message to everyone Lets distribute saplings as return gifts during functions birthdays etc.
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Want to make your school-kids stress-free??????
Then fwd this msg to all your contacts so that it reaches the education minister and also our newly elected govt.
Parents pay school fees for 365 days
Parents pay bus fees for 365 days
Parents pay tiffinwala fees for 365 days + bonus
Parents keep drivers and pay them for 365 days + bonus
But
In return the school is working for almost 155 days. details as follows
1. sundays 52 days
2. Saturdays 52 days
3. Summer vacation 45 days
4. Christmas vacation 10 days
5. Diwali vacation 21 days
6. Ganpati vacation 10 days
7. Misc holidays 20 days
So, our kids are off school for 210 days holidays out of 365 days, which is not even half of the year.
And the teachers try to finish the portion/curriculum rushingly in these few days.
So the kids hardly understand anything in school where the speed is extreme high from the teaching staff who are also under pressure.
Also parents think that their child is not studying properly so they pay thousands of money for tutions and classes where the playing time of the children is sacrificed and the child cannot enjoy his childhood. If the child does not understand in school how can he give good results.
Fwd this to give your child a better future
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Small child to his mummy
mummy me aaj rat ko susu karne gaya to pata he kya.huwa
Mom : nahi tu bata
Child : mumma mene jeshe hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na
To light apne aap chalu ho gay...
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Mom: Navrina
Tu pachho freez ma mutryo....
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बचपन की वोह अमीरी न जाने कहाँ खो गई
वरना बारिश के पानी में हमारे कई जहाज चला करते थे ।
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Ladies have taken out a big morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance office protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early
and they do not get time for whatsapp.
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वजह नफरतों की तलाशी जाती हैं,
मोहब्बतें तो बिन वजह
ही हो जाया करती हैं…!
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