Friday, July 11, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (11.07.14)

 


CHAK DE

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"किस रावण की काटूं बाहें,
किस लंका को आग लगाऊँ..!

घर घर रावण पग पग लंका, 
इतने राम कहाँ से लाऊँ"..

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नफरतों का असर देखो,
जानवरों का बटंवारा हो गया,

गाय हिन्दू हो गयी ;
और बकरा मुसलमान हो गया.

मंदिरो मे हिंदू देखे,
मस्जिदो में मुसलमान,

शाम को जब मयखाने गया ;
तब जाकर दिखे इन्सान..।।

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हर एक इंसान हवा में उड़ता फिरता है..

फिर ना जाने जमीन पर इतनी भीड़ क्यों है..

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 ना तोल मेरी मोहब्बत अपनी दिल्लगी से,

देख कर मेरी चाहत को अक्सर तराजू टूट जाते हैं....!!

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खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की .. 

आप मुझे पहचानते हो बस इतना ही काफी है..

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 जब भी देखता हुं हसते खिलखिलाते चेह्ररे लोगों के,

दुआ करता हुं इन्हे कभी मोहब्बत ना हो..!"

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 गरीबी सो गयी चैन की नीद फुटपाथ पे …

अमीरी नरम बिस्तर पे करवटे बदलती रही !!

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Awesome one.. Must read 

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha...... 
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai...............,
Gaadi hai........
Flat hai......
tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer


Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hai !


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Canteen boy - Sa'ab.. jaane do na... mere paas bahut KAAM hai, ....... Jo Tumare pas nahi hai..

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria SILENTLY...

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4 boys on bike..
Police:" triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. .........
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Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:" saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.......
Jisne Party Deni Thi

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A man who eats Chicken from his own poultry is actually a Vegetarian .....

Cos ....... 

Ghar Ki Murgi Dal Barabar

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EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwazy the,
1 pe rishtedar dusre pe dost likha tha.

pathan, dosto wale darwaze se enter huwa.
Aagee phir 2 darwaze the,
1 pe ladies dosre pe gents likha tha.

Pathan, gents wale darwaze se enter hua.
wahan 2 or darwaze the,
1 pe gift dene wala doosre pe baghair gift wala likha tha.

pathan baghair gift waale darwazy mein enter ho gaya.

Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aurrr likha tha:
sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi,
Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?

JA JA hawa khhaa..:'

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