Friday, July 18, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Quote, Jokes (18.07.14)

 


CHAK DE

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तन्हाई में भी कहते है लोग,

जरा महफ़िल में जिया करो.

पैमाना लेके बिठा देते है मैखाने में,

और कहते है जरा तुम कम पिया करो

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Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye thay...???

Husband : kya karu tum to janti he ho ajkal family ke sath

 dekhne layak film banti hi kahan hai..

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Question- kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bna sakti hai ?

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Answer- yes, par husband crorepati hona chahiye !!

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मेरी दोस्ती का फायदा उठा लेना क्योकि


मेरी दुश्मनी का नुकसान सह नहीं पाओगे....!!

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खुद को बिखरने मत देना कभी किसी हाल में ,

लोग गिरे हुए मकान की ईटें तक ले जाते है.....!!!

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Height of misunderstanding:

A man marrying his own secretary 

thinking that she will still follow his orders as before!!

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A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date...

Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office ...

"Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... 

you may use this time to think again" 

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