CHAK DE
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दूकानदार एक औरत को कपड़े
दिखा दिखा कर थक गया ..
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आखिर बोला, मुझे अफसोस है
की आपको कोई कपड़ा पसंद
नहीं आया
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औरत:" कोई बात नहीं .........मै तो वैसे
भी सब्जी लेने आई थी........
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नज़र रखो अपने 'विचार' पर,
क्योंकि वे ''शब्द'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'शब्द' पर,
क्योंकि वे ''कार्य'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'कार्य' पर,
क्योंकि वे ''स्वभाव'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'स्वभाव' पर,
क्योंकि वे ''आदत'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'आदत' पर,
क्योंकि वे ''चरित्र'' बनते हैँ।
नज़र रखो अपने 'चरित्र' पर,
क्योंकि उससे ''जीवन आदर्श'' बनते हैँ।
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New latest ad on OLX:
"Great offer!!!
First class pass from Kasara to CSTM, only 3 month used, 9 month validity left,
with branded dust proof plastic cover free in just 6000 only.
Want to sell urgently, shifting to USA next month.
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Its now, after becoming a Parent, we realize that when our parents said
they can't afford to buy something (irrelevant) which we demanded,
but paying our fees was more Important.
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Avoid travelling via juhu scheme road no 4. ...
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Anu Malik is standing in his balcony and singing
"Dekho Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.. It's Raining"
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When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
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"वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी,
हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि,
वह 'रद्दी' बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी."
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Aaj mausam kitna khush- Gawah ho gaya.
Khatm sabhi ka intezar ho gaya
Barish ki boonde giri kuch is tarah se.
Laga jaise falak ko zameen se pyar ho gaya.
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