*-*-*-*-*-*- Ramesh- "Are, tere ghar me aag lag gaye aur tu Mahesh- "Tum bhi ajeeb ho yaar, chabi to mere paas hai! Aag kaise lag sakti hai?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premika- 'Kabhi-kabhi tum aadmi maaloom padhte ho aur kabhi-kabhi tumhara vyavhaar aurton jaisa ho jaata hai! kya baat hai?" Premi- "Sab poorvajo ka dosh hai! Mere aadhe poorvaj mard the aur aadhe stree!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Priy, mera interview leter aaya hai! jau ya nahi, tumhari kya raye hai?" Premika- "Meri to raye yah hai ki jaana hai to jao, nahi jaana ho to na jao!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Seeta- "Are! vah khoobsurat naujavaan to mere Neeta- "Isme tumhari kya taareef hai, vah to pichle kaye saalo se pagal hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Rogi- "Docter saahab, muje kab tak kadvi cheeje khaani padegi?" Docter- "Jab tak mera bill adaa na kar doge!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Police chouki par ek phone aaya- "Inspector saahab, kisi ne meri motor ke saare purje chura liye hai, break, cluch, exelator, handle sabhi gaayab hai!" Inspector- "Mai abhi aakar jaanch karta hu!" Inspector jaane ko taiyaar hua tha ki phone ki ghanti baj uthi! Ve hi sajjan bol rahe the- "Shama kare, inspector saahab, yaha sab thik hai! baat yah hui ki mai jaldi me pichli seat par baith *-*-*-*-*-*- Leena- "Tum apni maang me hare rang ka sindoor kyu lagati ho... Vivaahit striyaa to apni maang laal sindoor se bharti hai! Seeta- "Mere pati railway me engine driver hai... jab mai laal sindoor lagati hu to vah muje dekhkar ruk jaate hai! Isliye mai hara sindoor lagati hu taaki vah muje dekhkar aage badh jaye!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Banta- "Maaf kijiye bhai saahab! Mai aapko ghoore bina reh na saka! Sirf moocho ka farak hai, varana aapki soorat to sau feesdi meri biwi se milti hai!" Santa- "Lekin meri to mooche nahi hai!" Banta- "Muje maaloom hai! Meri biwi ke hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Pita- "Bete, ro kyu rahe ho! Kya maasterji Beta- "Kya batau pitaji, maasterji to ache *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek mahila sabji kharidne ke baad dukaandaar se boli- "Agar sabji kharaab nikli to paki Dukaandaar- "To fir uske saath do-char *-*-*-*-*-*- Ramdev- "Ramprasad, tum to shaadi na karne ki kasam khaye baithe the! Tum hamesha shaadi ke virudh rahe ho! Fir jhatpat shaadi kaise kar daali?" Ramprasad- "Muje bilkul apne vichaaro ki ladki jo mil gayi! *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Mai tumhe bagair chue 'kiss' kar Premika- "Rahi shart ek-ek rupaye ki!" Premika- "Tumne muje chua hi nahi, balki Premi- "Haa, mai shart haar *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Premika ne premi ko ghar bulakar swaadisht cheeje khilayi aur utsah se pucha- "Kaisi bani hai?" Premi- "Achi, bahut achi, kis dukaan ki hai?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Patni (Jhallakar)- "Aapne apne jeevan me sabse adhik bhalayi ka kaam kaun-sa kiya hai?" Pati- "Tum jaisi yuvti se vivaah!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa ki patni uske Driver ke saath bhaag gayi to Banta ne poocha- "Agar vah vaapas aa jaye to kya tum use vahi pyaar doge, jo pehle dete the?" Santa- "Nahi, albattaa Driver ko apne paas rakh loonga! Itne swaamibhakt Driver aajkal milte *-*-*-*-*-*- Maali haath jodkar saamne khada ho Maali- "Sarkaar, mai theka lene aaya hu!" Maali- "Sarkaar charcha hai ki jab aapki ladki hasti hai to phool jhadte hai! Hujoor, un phoolon ka theka de de to garib aadmi ka bhala ho jayega!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Tumse milkar to muje Reena Roy ki Premika- "Vo bhi to nahi deti!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ghar se bhaag jaane ki neeyat se premi premika ko aadhi raat ke samay khidki ke raaste baahar nikalte dekhkar pados ki hamdard mahila ne ishaaraa karte hue kaha- "Shhh...dheere, kahi mere pati na jaag jaaye?" Premi- "Ve pehle hi jaage hue hai aur hamaare liye *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Tumhaare daant dekhkar lagta hai ki tumhaari umar 15 saal hogi! Ghane baalo ko dekhkar lagta hai ki 20 saal hogi aur chanchalta dekhkar lagta hai ki sirf solah saal hogi!" Premika- "Acha! meri umar sahi batao to jaanu!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Makeup me ladee bhoodi premika se uske javaan premi Premika- "Hogi yahi koi bees-pachees saal aur aapki?" Premi (chidhkar)- "Mai abhi janam lene ka prayatna kar raha hu!" *-*-*-*-*-*-
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