Sunday, November 8, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] The Balance sheet of life

 




Good Morning friends. Have a nice day.


We have 3 stupid stages of life.....

Teen age: Have Time + Energy .but No Money

Working Age: Have Money + Energy .but No Time

Old Age: Have Time + Money .but no Energy



BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock- in -Trade Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ....

The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry

The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving

The greatest loss........ ........Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others

The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishness

The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ..Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........ Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease..... .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life........ ......... .Love

The most dangerous pariah...... ......... ...A gossiper

The world's most in credible computer.... ....The brain

The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue

The two most power-filled words....... ........' I Can'

The greatest asset....... ......... ......... .....Faith

The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... ......... .......SMILE!

The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer

The most contagious spirit...... ......... ..Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD

'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
you have a moral obligation to share it with others


                                                                     
Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)                                 
"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit [not the one you drink!] and you're keeping all of these in the Air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it will bounce back. But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass.                                                              
If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it."


 
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Rohit A. Gandhi
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