Tuesday, November 3, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Stupid Answers by Students

 

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Stupid Answers

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Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?�
Pupil : “The moon“.
Teacher : “Why?�
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it“.

Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?�
Pupil : “A teacher“

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !�
Sam : “It’s a family tradition“.
Teacher : “What do you mean?�
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher“.
Teacher : “What about your mother?�
Sam : “She’s a woman“.

Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?�
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated�.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?�
Student : “Brotherly love“.




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