Monday, April 12, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-016 17 18 19 20

 

 

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Premika- "Uff, is saal bahut garmi hai...!"

Premi- "Itni garmi bhi nahi, subah to barf

jami thi!"

Premika- "Kaha?"

Premi- "Kashmir me!"

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Ek premi ne ekaant me apni premika se kaha-

"kya mai tumhe 'kiss' kar sakta hu?

Premika chup rahi!

Premi ne apni baat phir doharayi! Premika is baar

bhi khaamosh rahi!

Premi jhallaakar bola- "Kya tum behri ho gayi ho?"

Premika bhi usi lajje se- "Aur tum apaahij ho gaye ho?"

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Premi ke aate hi premika ne usko 'kiss' kiya aur

jordaar swagat kiya!

Premi- "Aaj kaun-si saadi kharidni hai?"

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Premi- "Kya tum shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse isi

tarah pyaar kiya karogi?"

Premika- "Isse bhi jyaada! Shaadishuda mard to

muje aur bhi pasand aate hai!"

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Premi- "Agar mai tumhe 'kiss' kar lu to tum

kya kahogi?"

Premika- "Ek aisa chor, jo poori car chura sakta

hai, par ek tyre churane par hi santosh kar gaya!"

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Khet me ek ladke ko bandgobhi par apna toup pehanate

utaarte dekhkar khet ke maalik ne aisa karne karan

poocha to usne kaha- "Maa ne size poochne par

kaha tha ki apne sir ke baraabar bandgobhi laana!"

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Ek naye stenographer ko bulaakar saahab ne lamba patra

likha aur anta me kaha- "Kuch poochna hai?"

Stenographer- "Jee, jara ye bata dijiye ki 'priy

mitra' aur 'sadaiv aapka' ke beech kya bole the?"

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Ek railway station par premi premika ko mana raha

tha, vo anta me bola- "Agar tumne mujhse shaadi

karna naamanjoor kiya to mai aane waali ghaadi

se katkar mar jaunga!"

Premika- "Muje sochne do, jaldi kya hai, ghaadi

to har aadhe gante baad aati hai!"

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Premika- "Nahi, mai tumhari nahi ho sakti!"

Premi- "To mere bheto ka kya hoga?"

Premika- "Mai lauta dungi!"

Premi- "Kaise lautaogi? Tere baap ko maine hajaaro

sigaar pilai aur tere chote bhai ko tofiya khilai!"

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Lakhpati- "Agar meri ladki gareeb baap ki beti

hoti to kya fir bhi tum usse pyaar karte?"

Yuvak- "Haan!"

Lakhpati- "Bas, mai apni beti ka vivaah tumse

nahi karunga! Muje parivaar me moorkho ki

sankhya nahi badani hai!"

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Premi- "Tumhara ghar jaane ka kab iraada hai?"

Premika- "Tumhare paas kitne rupaye hai?"

Premi- "Lagbag char sou rupaye!"

Premika- "Filhaal char-paanch din tak jaane ka

koi iraada nahi!"

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Santa ki choti saali chat se gir padi|

Hospital me hosh aane par saali ne kaha-

"Oh thankyou God! Mai to marne se bach gayi...!"

Santa- "Haan...! Tum to bach gayi magar ve chaaro mar gaye,

jin par tum giri thi!"

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Telephone operator se ek ladki ne Allahabad

ka number milaane ka anurodh kiya!

Operator- "Waha baat karne ki fees pandrah rupaye hai!"

Ladki- "Muje baat nahi karni, keval baat sunani

hai! Mai apne jijaji ko trunk call kar rahi hu!"

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Kavita ne jijaji ko kapde dhote hue dekha,

to chounkar boli- "Are! ye kya jijaji, aap

didi ke kapde dho rahe hai?"

Jijaji- "To kya hua? vo mere haath rotiya bhi

to pakva leti hai!"

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Jijaji- "Aaj tumhari julfe dekhkar ek geet yaad aa

raha hai, baadal ne tere julfo se ghata maang li!"

Kavita- "Nahi jijaji baadal meri julfo se kya

maangega? Yah to meri saheli ki vig hai, jo mai

maangkar layi hu!"

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Ladka- "Maa, jaldi se camera de do!"

Maa- "Kyu, aisi kya aafat aa padi hai?"

Ladka- "Pitaji kichad me gir pade hai,

unka chitra lena hai!"

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Teacher- "Banjar bhoomi kise kehte hai?"

Chaatra- "Jaha kuch na ugg sake!"

Teacher- "Misaal ke taur par koi banjar jagah batao?"

Chaatra- "Jaise mere pitaji ka sir!"

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Meena ne apne samaajsevi jija se parihaas

bhare swar me poocha- "Jijaji, aapne kya kabhi

samaaj me kisie ek bi vyakti ke liye kuch kiya?"

Jija- "Haan, maine tumhari jiji se shaadi ki hai!"

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Anandji ne apne ghar me rehkar padne waali

saali se kaha- "Tumhe mere yaha rehna hai

to mere kutte ki poori ijjat karni hogi!"

Saali ne vinamrata se- "Aap chinta na kare jijaji,

mai ise aapki tarah samjhungi!"

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Maasterji- "Rakesh abhi tumne sawaal hal

nahi kiya?"

Rakesh- "Ji, abhi muje nakal karne ka mauka

nahi mila!"

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