************ Sochte sab hai badalta nahi koi, Dil ki raah par chalta nahi hai koi, Magar thokar lagne par sambhalta nahi hai koi. ************ Jo aapke masoom se hotho par hasi hai, Wo dard ki aahat ki hakeekat me khushi hai, Ek muddat huye bichade huye tumase lekin, Teri soorat abhi bhi mere dil me basi hai. ************ Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaraam nahi, Na jee lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyaar hai, Jawaab aaya- are paagal, ye pyaar nahi, ************ Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karte hai, Haalaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hai, Ham kaise kahi ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai. ************ Sadiya gujar gai, tera deedaar na hua, Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulajaar na hua, Hamne to yara tujhako pyaar kiya hardam, Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua. ************ ************ Maangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka, Deti hai to khada ho jata hai rom-rom jazabaat ka, Ki dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka. ************ Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai, Iski har boond hai mujh me samaai, Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge, Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai. ************ ************ Meethe dard ka asar hai, sehkar to dekho, Pyaar katra nahi samundar hai, behkar to dekho, Tumhaare liye to chod denge jamana, Ek baar hame dost kehkar to dekho. ************ Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha, Galti se ise hamne aapke mobile par bhej diya hai, Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai. ************ ************ Sooraj se roshan hai saara jahaan, Apne paas logo ki kami nahi hai par Dosti pe apni jindagi waar du, Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milata to, Man karta hai ki teri jaan nikaal du. ************ Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu, Waqt ko rokkar waqt se ek dil chura lu, Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu, Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu. ************ Bhool jaaye na dosto ko wo khushiyo ke mele me, Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham dosto ki bhi de dena. ************ Main aasmaan me baadlo ko dekh raha tha, Tum aa gaye to main tumhe dekhne laga, Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya. ************ Tumhaari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil, Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil, Ye dil aapko kitna yaad kar raha hai, Is ek SMS se likh paana hai mushkil. ************ ************ Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho, Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho, Manjil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi, Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehsaas ho. ************ Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana, Milegi jaroor kal manjil tumhe, Use paakar is naacheez ko bhool na jana. ************ Teri aankhon me ho gaye ham gum, Bas yaad hai to sirf tum.....tum. ************ Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur, Main tumhe apne dil me rakhkar tala lagakar Chabi kahi bahut door fenk doonga taaki Koi tumhe mujhase door nahi le ja sake. ************ Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaro to ************ ************ Shikayat karne waale ham nahi, Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai, Warna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi. ************ Mat kariye dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai. ************ Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam, Mere dile sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho, Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum, Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho. ************ Hajaaro bete kal aur laakho aane waale kal Main use aise hi nahi jaane doonga, Tumse main jaroor kahuga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho Aur main tumse bahut pyaar karta hu. ************ Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se, Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaak se, Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se, Par hame pyaar hai aapki aankh se. ************ ************ Chaahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho, Apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai. ************ Jakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai, Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane wishwaas kyon hota hai, Na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai. ************ Kuch kismat hi aisi rahi dosto, Ki ab jindagi se koi tamanna nahi rahi, Aur jo mila use mohabbat nahi huyi. ************ Badi naajuk cheej hai jara sambhaal ke rakhna, Kyonki naseeb waalo ko milta hai kisi ka sacchaa pyar. ************ Ek aadmi poori jindagi sochta raha, Agar meri bahan ke 2 bhaai hai, to mera ek kaise? ************ NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 397 ************ Is dil me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai, In aankhon me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai, Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se, Lekin ye maut ab amaanaat tumhaari hai. ************ Tum jab se aa gaye jindagi me, ************ Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe, Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe, Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man, Maante tumhe paane ki tum maangte rahe. ************ Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi, Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina, ************ Ae dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga, Mera khyaal tere hi paas hoga, Dil ki gehraaiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad hame, Tumhe hamaare kareeb hone ka ehasaas hoga. ************ ************ Jitna maine kiya kaun itna pyaar karega, Meri baate sanam tujhe yaad aaya karegi bahut, Meri aashiki, meri deewaangi bhulegi kaise tu, Teri dhadkan, teri saanse tujhe roolaya karegi bahut. ************ Pyaar karne ko betaabi se machal jata hai. ************ Daali se patte, yu hi gira nahi karte, Bichad ke log jyada jiya nahi karte, Puraane ham baar-baar pada nahi karte. ************ Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas jaane kyon, Bheed me hu phir bhi kyon ye tanhaai hai. ************ Tumhaare saath marna chaahta hu. ************ ************ Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya, Na tera koi khat ya sandesh na aaya, Tum nadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir kuch aur, Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya. ************ Kahaan tak jaalim tera intajaar karu, Tu bewafaa to nahi magar kitna aitbaar karu, Sitam mujh par huye aur tum chup hi rahe, Ae sanam ab kis tarah use pyaar karu. ************ Meri aankhen tere deedaar ko tarasti hai, Meri nas-nas tere pyaar ko fadakti hai, Tu to bata jaanam tujhko bhulaau kaise, Meri rooh tak teri yaad me tadapti hai. ************ Dekhane tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge, Mar kar bhi ham chain se na mar paayenge. ************ Dil to hai ek raahi jana, jiski tum manjil ho, Dil to hai ek kashti jana, jiski tum saahil ho, Dil na phir kuch maangega jana, ************ NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 400 NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 400 ************ Ham tere pyaar me ae yaar waha tak pahuche, Jaha ye bhool gaye ham ki kaha tak pahuche, Ek sadi tak na waha pahuchegi duniya saari, Ek hi ghoont me deewaane jaha tak pahuche. ************ Najar jab mili to fasaane ho gaye, Ek pal me ham aapke deewaane ho gaye, Jab se aaye hai aap hamaari jindagi me, Andaaz hi hamaare shaayrana ho gaye. ************ Diya ummeedo ka yu bujhaya nahi karte, Pyaar karne waalo ko yu bhulaya nahi karte. ************ Bure waqt ka daur mit jaayega tere aane se, Baaj aa jaao ab sir dard ke bahaane se, Ek muddat se milna nahi hua hai tera, Aitraaj kya hai tujhe rasme wafa nibhaane se. ************ Chale aaye wo chhat par us din, Log samajh baithe ki chaand hai, Khuda hai usse khafa, ab isme unki kya khata hai, Husn paya hai unhone to unke jalwo se kaun door reh payega. ************ 
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