[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi
sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Hi..
What happened..
My dear friends
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:
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scrach with blade

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi



Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

 

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
uske counter ke upar uska naam
likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"




Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!



Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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