[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Pehle ghar me bhai-behen k bich
jhagda hota tha iss baat pe
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Ki Pehele news paper kaun
padhega
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Ar ab jhagda hota hai iss baat
mein
.
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K pehele facebook profile kaun
kholega
.
Rishta wohi soch nayi.

Cat:" how old are u ??
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Elephant:" 5 yrs..
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Cat:" U luk big..
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Elephant:" i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat:" i m 20 yrs
Elephant:" But u luk small
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Cat:" PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI
UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE..

Baccha: Goodnight mummy?
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Mummy : Beta Goodnight..
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Baccha: Goodnight Daddy?
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Dad: Goodnight Beta.
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Baccha (Frustated):
Arey !!! -__- Goodnight kidar hai puch
raha hu..!!!
Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!



If boys talk in D class
then sir -:
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class...
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& if girls talk
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then sir -: "kya baate chal rhi h hume b
batao."

 

Students song..
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Hum honge all pass
Hum honge all pass 1 din, . .
ho ho
sote he bindas,
LIkhte he bakwas,
Karte he timepass, Fir b h vishwass...
Marks milenge jhakkas..
1 din......




Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur
Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ??
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Student:" Conductor Soya To
Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega..
&
Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega....



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