अजीब लोग बसते हें…! तेरे शहर मे जालिम…!!मरम्मत कांच की करते हें…! पत्थर के ओजारों से…!!"सिर्फ एक बार आओ मेरे दिल की आहट सुनने,फिर लौटने का इरादा हम तुम पे छोड़ देंगे..!!".............................................................................................................................Wife : Crying..Husband : Watching TV, munching chips....Wife : You don't even ask why I'm crying..Husband : Last time I asked, you said I won't understand !.................................................................................................................................Somewhere between"controlling our laughter"and"hiding our tears"we learned to live.....................................................................................................................................Aaj ajeeb kissa dekha humne khudkhushi ka...Ek shaks ne Zindagi se tang aakar Mohabbat karli..........................................................................................................................................Pasand aaye woh milta nahiMilta hai woh pasand nahiGajab hai Zindagi ka Khel,Aaye jab 3 ikke, tab saamne koi khelta nahi..........................................................................................................................................The Purpose Of Education Must Be Learning,Not For Getting A Certificate Or A Degree . . .............................................................................................................................................The Bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced: " Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what is his daughter gave him and said......My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!"The whole audience burst into laughter.......... Except the Groom................................................................................................................................................................तबदीली जब भी आती है मौसम कि अदाओं में ...किसी का यूँही बदल जाना बहुत याद आता है ..................................................................................................................................................................Rooh tak nillam ho jati hai,Bazar-e-ishq me,,,Itna aasan nahi hota kisi ko apnabanana...!.............................................................एक कलाकार से दिल के दरवाजे कीतस्वीर बनाने के लिए कहा गया, उसनेबहुत सुन्दर दिल की तस्वीर बनायीऔरउसमे एक छोटा सा खुबसूरतदरवाजा लगाया | मगर उसमे हैंडलनहीं था...किसी ने पूछा भाई इसमेंहैंडल क्यों नहीं लगाया ? कलाकार नेबहुत खुबसूरत और दिल को छूने वाला जवाब दिया की-"दिल के दरवाजे अन्दर से खुलते हैं,बाहर से नहीं"...💫....................................................................................................................................................................Son: Dad, l got selected for the role of 'husband' in a play !Dad: Idiot ! Ask your teacher for a role which has dialogues.. 😆Q: How do you know when a Woman is going to say something Intelligent ...???.........A: When she starts her sentence with..."My husband told me......"
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