CHAK DE
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Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues,
the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never starts on time
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Law of exam
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,
first question will be from that page only.
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