Tuesday, April 1, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Quotes

 


CHAK DE

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ठोकरें खाकर भी ना संभले तो मुसाफिर का नसीब;

राह के पत्थर तो अपना फ़र्ज़ अदा करते हैं!

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Thought for the day-
Running away from any problem

may only increase the distance from the solution..!

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This one is best from a female.

I lost a little weight this week.................. I cut my fingernails ! #lol

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Don't kill yourself after reading this....

Girl at a stationary store.

Girl: I want a calculator.

Shopkeeper: Casio?,

Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho???

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"Best Awareness Signboards" 
Traffic dept: "Donate blood, but not on Roads..." 

Forest dept: "Shoot the bird with camera not with gun..." 

Petrol pump: " No smoking" " ur life may be worthless but our petrol is costly"

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सुकून की बात मत कर ऐ ग़ालिब....

बचपन वाला  'इतवार' अब नहीं आता |

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शौक तो माँ-बाप के पैसो से पूरे होते हैं, 

अपने पैसो से तो बस ज़रूरतें ही पूरी हो पाती हैं..  :

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