CHAK DE
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If you want to teach your children about income tax...
then Eat 30% of their ice cream...
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Sardaar juice wale se :-
Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai...
ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de
ladai hone wali hai.....
woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,....
juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????
Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa...
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Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?"
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Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?"
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Husband silently thinking : (Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?)...
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Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!!
Was the Whatsapp Server down today...???"
Wife : No
Husband : (surprised !!!)
Wife : I lost my phone charger,
had to put things in place to look for it...
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