Yuvak- "Tumhara phone number kya hai?"Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!"
Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?"
Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!"
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Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani
Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"
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Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!"
Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!"
Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi
sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!"
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Yuvak- "Mai us ladki se shadi karunga,
jo acha khaana banana jaanti ho, saadgi
se rehti ho aur ghar ko savaar sakti ho!"
Yuvti- "Mere ghar aanaa! Ye saare gunn meri
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!"
Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko,
jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!"
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Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai
to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"
Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa
uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane
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Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"
Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"
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Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh
aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?"
Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh
Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me
finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?"
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Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumharikahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?"
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Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek
baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi
bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?"
Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik
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Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki
jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?"
Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar
ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!"
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Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar
kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya.
Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?"
Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand
isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!"
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Maasterji- "Mohan batao, agar surya nahi
Mohan- "Shrimaan, bijli ka kharch badh jaata!"
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Judge- "Tum motor tej kyu chala rahe the?"
Abhiyukt (bahaana banaate hue)- "Hujur, baat yah
hai ki motor ke break kharaab ho gaye the! Isliye
maine socha ki sheeghra ghar par pahunch jaana
chahiye varna koi durghatna ho jaayegi!"
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Seth- "Muneemji, aapne acha naukar nahi
Muneemji- "Sethji, yadi vah rupya lekar
bhaag gaya to police ko dhundne me dikkat na
padegi! Isliye use rakha hai!"
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Vidhyaarthi- "Maasterji, var ka kya arth hai?"
Maasterji- "Var maayne pati, maalik, dulha
Vidhyaarthi- "Aur saahab, guruvar ka matlab?"
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Vakeel- "To tum maante ho ki tumne sundarlal
Abhiyukt- "Sarkaar, kaan par to bhool se lag gaya,
mai to uske gale par maarna chahta tha!"
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Baap- "Salvaar kaun sa vachan hai?"
Beta- "Pitaaji, upar se ek vachan tatha niche
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Saleem- "Kya tum bata sakte ho ki cycle
Nafees- "Isme bhi koi baat hai, jab ladka savaar
ho to pulling aur jab ladki savaar ho to streelig!"
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Maaster- "Tinku, vah chadi utha lao!"
Tinku- "Isliye ki vah chadi mujhe maarti hai!"
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