Tuesday, March 18, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Jokes & Shayaris 19.03.14




KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? 

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ….. 

Moral :- Don't be over smart ..


Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....


A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?


आजकल सबके पास टच फ़ोन तो ज़रूर होता है

लेकिन व्यस्त इतने रहते है कि टच में कोई नहीं रहता


एहसास बदल जाते हैं बस और कुछ नहीं;

वरना मोहब्बत और नफरत एक ही दिल से होती है।


वो बचपन कितना सुहाना था सर ए आम रोया करते थे,

अब एक आँसू भी गिरे तो लोग हजारों सवाल करते है


माना की दूरियां कुछ बढ़ सी गयीं हैं , लेकिन

तेरे हिस्से का वक़्त आज भी तनहा गुजरता है...


Tere dabbe ki woh do rotiyaan.. kahi beekti nahi.. Maa,

mahenge Hotelo mein aaj bhi... Bhookh Mitti nahi....


Raat badi mushkilo se khud ko sulaya hai maine 

Apni aankho ko tere khwab kaa lalach dekar...


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