CHAK DE
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white
KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don't be over smart ..
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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....
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A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?
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आजकल सबके पास टच फ़ोन तो ज़रूर होता है
लेकिन व्यस्त इतने रहते है कि टच में कोई नहीं रहता
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एहसास बदल जाते हैं बस और कुछ नहीं;
वरना मोहब्बत और नफरत एक ही दिल से होती है।
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वो बचपन कितना सुहाना था सर ए आम रोया करते थे,
अब एक आँसू भी गिरे तो लोग हजारों सवाल करते है
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माना की दूरियां कुछ बढ़ सी गयीं हैं , लेकिन
तेरे हिस्से का वक़्त आज भी तनहा गुजरता है...
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Tere dabbe ki woh do rotiyaan.. kahi beekti nahi.. Maa,
mahenge Hotelo mein aaj bhi... Bhookh Mitti nahi....
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Raat badi mushkilo se khud ko sulaya hai maine
Apni aankho ko tere khwab kaa lalach dekar...
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