CHAK DE
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Sir- 3idiots se kya sikha?
Kg student- Suicide nhi krna chaiye
Primary student- Apni marzi se apna aim chunna chaiye
Secondary student- Ratta nahi marna chaiye
college students-
"NAAK BEECH ME NAHI AATI"
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It's like a Mini Heart attack, when Men don't find their phone in their pocket..
And It's almost like a Brain hemorrhage, when they see it in wife's hand..
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"साकी को गिला है की उसकी बिकती नहीं शराब..
और एक तेरी आँखें है की होश में आने नहीं देती.. .!"
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एक बार किसीने ग़ालिब से कहा
" शराब पीने वालों की दुआ कबूल नही होती "
ग़ालिब ने कहा
" मिल जाये शराब तो किसी दुआ की ज़रूरत नहीं होती "
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"Khwahisho ke Kaafile bhi bade Ajeeb hote hai,
KYONKI-
Ye Guzarte wahi se hai Jahan Raste Nahi hote hai..."
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इंसानियत ही पहला धर्मं है इंसान का...
फिर पन्ना खुलता है गीता या कुरान का...
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If you want to know How rich you are.
Find out how many things you have that money cannot buy.
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