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On Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:58 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
CHAK DEइक हसरत थी कि वो भी हमें मनाएँ,पर ये कमबख्त दिल उनसे कभी रूठा ही नही...!!!------------------हक़ से दे तो तेरी "नफरत" भी सर आँखों पर,खैरात में तो तेरी "मोहब्बत" भी मुझे मंजूर नहीं. . .----------------GREAT LINE BY ABDUL KALAM:-"INTZAAR KARNE WALON KO SIRFUTNA HI MILTA HAIJITNA KOSHISH KARNE WALON SEBACH JATA HAI"TRY EVER WAIT NEVER..----------------न मेरा एक होगा ,न तेरा लाख होगातारिफ तेरी ,न मेरा मजाक होगागुरुर न कर शाह-ए-शरीर कामेरा भी खाक होगा , तेरा भी खाक होगा.!!-----------------In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not??Dr: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub...Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use da bucket bcoz its bigger...Dr: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na..... please go to bed no. 40....-----------------
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