Monday, March 24, 2014

Re: [Hindi Jokes] Love_U_Mom



Could you please provide me software to add remove video clips or video editor?

Thank you:)

2014-03-22 19:32 GMT+05:30 Mahesh Popat <>:



Usne kaha..!
Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi..
Maine kaha..!
Zindagi me tera saath nahi..
Usne kaha..!
Kya ab bhi kisi ki ankhon me doob jate ho..?
Maine kaha..!
Ab kisi ankh me wo baat nahi..
Usne kaha..!
Kyon itna toot kar chaha tha mujhe..?
Maine kaha..!
Insan hoon pathar jaat nahi..
Usne kaha..!
Kya main bewafa hon..?
Maine kaha..!
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nahi..!
Usne kaha..!
Bhool jana mujhko..
Maine kaha..!
Tum "ZINDGI" ho koi "khAWAB" nahi..


Meanwhile somewhere in china,

a gentleman by the name Ho Li is confused

why a billion Indians want him to be happy


Jali Hui Rotiyon Par Bahot Shor Machaya Tumne, Ae...Dost. .

Maa Ki Jali Hui Ungliyan  Dekh Lete, Toh Bhookh Hee Mitt Jati. 



"तेरी तलाश में निकलू भी तो क्या फायदा...

तुम बदल गए हो...

खो गए होते तो और बात थी.....


भगवान से वरदान माँगा कि दुश्मनों से पीछा छुड़वा दो, 

अचानक दोस्त कम हो गए...


तुफान में ताश का घर नहीं बनता,

रोने से बिगड़ा मुक़द्दर नहीं बनता,

दुनिया को जीतने का हौसला रखो,

एक हार से कोई फ़क़ीर और एक जीत से कोई सिकन्दर नहीं बनता.


Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this...

u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday,

when u never look older..

Wife (clear her throat and smile) - liar

Husband.. noo jaanu Sacchi 

Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta...warna marta aaj..)




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With Best Regards


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